The first two I think. Need to go check.

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The Vinyamars on Stage! This time at Bag End

Was "blacksmith" somehow derived from "burgler"?

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Nope

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The Vinyamars on Stage! This time at Bag End

Are the first two words also the first two words of the original quote?

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

They are.

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Is it Gandalf speaking? Or the Elf-king?

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Gandalf

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"After all he is my friend," said the wizard, "and not a bad little chap."

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Thats the one! Dunno where Blacksmith came from?

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The Vinyamars on Stage! This time at Bag End

Weird!

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

This shouldn't be too hard, I don't think.

Many of them are nuts and acorn trees? Now, my friend, it no longer hear the creatures know.

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Is it Treebeard, about the woods devastated by Saruman?

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‘There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’
‘It’s a lot more complicated than that -’
‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.’
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

Yup. Do you have the quote?

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Many of those trees were my friends, creatures I had known from nut and acorn; many had voices of their own that are lost forever now.

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‘There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’
‘It’s a lot more complicated than that -’
‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.’
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

You got it!

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Do we have a new quote?

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

I am going to post this simply for the bizarreness of the translation. Not a single word, or the overall meaning, of the translated sentence relates to the original, except that the original sentence starts with Yes.

Yeah, so what's getting to you, ma'am?

If this it too annoying, I'll post a better quote later today.

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‘There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’
‘It’s a lot more complicated than that -’
‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.’
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

Is it even directed towards or referring in any way to a female (as the ma'am would suggest)?

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Woods is most felt. Nice! it's gentle on your mind.

Not at all. The speaker is in fact alone at the moment (although the word "you" is also in the original).

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‘There’s no greys, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.’
‘It’s a lot more complicated than that -’
‘No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.’
Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

Is the speaker a woman?

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*title copyright: Teremia

'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude (as Merry)