A talking Jesus doll, at a Wal-Mart near you
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A talking Jesus doll, at a Wal-Mart near you
A talking Jesus doll, at a Wal-Mart near you
Gannett News Service
Oct. 10, 2007 10:07 AM
If Jesus walked the land today, would he cast out of Wal-Mart an 11.25-inch doll molded in plastic in his image? Or would he smile and see the toy, made in China for a California distributor, as another way of spreading the Gospel?
The doll, on sale at more than 400 Wal-Marts nationally, quotes Scriptures and comes with a booklet giving parents tips on how to shape a child's faith.
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Gannett News Service
Oct. 10, 2007 10:07 AM
If Jesus walked the land today, would he cast out of Wal-Mart an 11.25-inch doll molded in plastic in his image? Or would he smile and see the toy, made in China for a California distributor, as another way of spreading the Gospel?
The doll, on sale at more than 400 Wal-Marts nationally, quotes Scriptures and comes with a booklet giving parents tips on how to shape a child's faith.
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I can't believe Christianity has stooped so low that we have to market Jesus now.
IMHO, is Jesus so out of date that we have to start a marketing campaign that will cater to the "religious needs" of people who can't take the time to teach their kids how to read the bible. I mean what will a few phrases in the bible teach a three year old kid anyways. Let's say this Jesus doll utters Love your neighbor, what does it mean? How can the kid understand that phrase when their parents don't even know why we have to love our neighbor? Just because a Jesus doll say so.
Who benefits from this niche market? Are any of the profits going to bible literacy or are we just making a toy manufacturer profit by using a religious figure's image?
It's bad enough that other Christian sects mock the Catholic Church as contributing to "idolatry" for having images of Jesus and other saintly figures in their churches and yet as Christians we allow Jesus dolls go on sale at Wal-Mart. *shakes head*
IMHO, is Jesus so out of date that we have to start a marketing campaign that will cater to the "religious needs" of people who can't take the time to teach their kids how to read the bible. I mean what will a few phrases in the bible teach a three year old kid anyways. Let's say this Jesus doll utters Love your neighbor, what does it mean? How can the kid understand that phrase when their parents don't even know why we have to love our neighbor? Just because a Jesus doll say so.
Who benefits from this niche market? Are any of the profits going to bible literacy or are we just making a toy manufacturer profit by using a religious figure's image?
It's bad enough that other Christian sects mock the Catholic Church as contributing to "idolatry" for having images of Jesus and other saintly figures in their churches and yet as Christians we allow Jesus dolls go on sale at Wal-Mart. *shakes head*
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I don't either. Unbelievably tacky. And I would feel that way if it were any religiously significant figure from any major religion. It's not just that it's my own faith being cheapened; Heaven knows there are enough people hard at work at that.
“There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”
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Well, how about a cross-shaped MP3 player?
I don't know. Where exactly do you draw the line between what is acceptable in religious merchandise and what is not?
I don't know. Where exactly do you draw the line between what is acceptable in religious merchandise and what is not?
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A cross shaped MP3 player is ok, IMHO. I see it as a shape, just because it's a cross doesn't automatically mean it's a religious symbol. It could mean Red Cross or emergency or medicine.
I was not offended when Madonna popularized the cross and started telling everybody she was wearing a rosary as a fashion accessory. IMHO, it ain't a rosary unless you start using it as one. Maybe I was just kid back then who had a huge crush on her. Once you get older you get cranky and can't tolerate this stuff anymore.
I was not offended when Madonna popularized the cross and started telling everybody she was wearing a rosary as a fashion accessory. IMHO, it ain't a rosary unless you start using it as one. Maybe I was just kid back then who had a huge crush on her. Once you get older you get cranky and can't tolerate this stuff anymore.
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Frelga, that's my personal reaction. I wouldn't start protesting outside Wal-Mart (over that issue, anyway ) or say that no one has the right to sell such a thing. I find a lot of the merchandise available in "Christian bookstores" just about equally tacky. But some people like it a lot.
I do agree with TM that this particular item has a lot of potential for mocking use.
I do agree with TM that this particular item has a lot of potential for mocking use.
“There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King
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The doll at least seems to be an earnest effort at engaging children. Whether the result falls into the unacceptable category is, of course, up to each believer. The cross MP3, too, is earnestly intended for youth groups.
I don't know. I am certainly not saying that it should be OK with people. My own mind boggled for a second.
I don't know. I am certainly not saying that it should be OK with people. My own mind boggled for a second.
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
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The same company makes Noah and Moses as well, so it's not strictly Christianity involved.....
I wouldn't buy the thing, that's for sure, but I consider most plastic kids toys cheesy/tacky. And I agree that most of the knockoffs sold in Christian bookstores aren't really...going to help anyone with their faith.
There is a Stephen Curtis Chapman song about this.
I wouldn't buy the thing, that's for sure, but I consider most plastic kids toys cheesy/tacky. And I agree that most of the knockoffs sold in Christian bookstores aren't really...going to help anyone with their faith.
There is a Stephen Curtis Chapman song about this.
Christianity isn't about having stuff. So, marketing Christian stuff is kinda....random. But I do have to agree that this can't be worse than Bratz or Teletubbies....can it?Well I got myself a T-shirt that says what I believe
I got letters on my bracelet to serve as my ID
I got the necklace and the key chain
And almost everything a good Christian needs, yeah
I got the little Bible magnets on my refrigerator door
And a welcome mat to bless you
before you walk across my floor
I got a Jesus bumper sticker
And the outline of a fish stuck on my car
And even though this stuff's all well and good, yeah
I cannot help but ask myself ...
What about the change
What about the difference
What about the grace
What about forgiveness
What about a life that's showing
I'm undergoing the change, yeah
I'm undergoing the change
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Maybe people label themselves with Christian stickers and bracelets and such to make it easier to stick to what they see as Christian behavior, like an AA member who puts a "One Day at a Time" bumper sticker on his car.
And nothing is worse than Bratz.
And nothing is worse than Bratz.
“There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the Shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty for ever beyond its reach.”
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Ah, but then there's this.
Soccer-playing Jesus
And of course, who could resist the Bobble-head Jesus?
These are honest-to-God items listed on a delightful web site, Ship of Fools, which, among other things, pokes fun at tacky religious merchandise. The site is run by serious Christians with an irreverent sense of humor.
Soccer-playing Jesus
And of course, who could resist the Bobble-head Jesus?
These are honest-to-God items listed on a delightful web site, Ship of Fools, which, among other things, pokes fun at tacky religious merchandise. The site is run by serious Christians with an irreverent sense of humor.
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How about Bratz the movie?!Anthriel wrote:Primula Baggins wrote:
And nothing is worse than Bratz.
Amen.
I might not think the Jesus doll is right for my house hold but if it does end up helping someone understand Christianity then more power to them.
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I'm afraid there are going to be lots of children having the Goliath Spirit Warrior action figure tearing off the head of the Jesus Tales of Glory action figure. Score one for peacemaking.
Honestly: what did your Barbies look like after a couple of years? (Or your neighbors' Barbies, for those who were themselves Barbieless?)
Honestly: what did your Barbies look like after a couple of years? (Or your neighbors' Barbies, for those who were themselves Barbieless?)
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OMG! I just checked out Ship of Fools and found this:
Velvet Vulva – If you want to "honour the goddess" within and without, you could do a lot worse than a Velvet Vulva. They are lusciously pouting hats and handbags, modelled on those well-known "sacred portals to the feminine temple", or "rude bits", as they are also known. They radiate positive feminine energy as well as providing somewhere to put your lippy. Ideal for the woman who likes to wear her heart on her sleeve and her genitalia on her head. And doesn't mind looking a twat.
(picture omitted, for which I imagine y'all will be grateful.)
Velvet Vulva – If you want to "honour the goddess" within and without, you could do a lot worse than a Velvet Vulva. They are lusciously pouting hats and handbags, modelled on those well-known "sacred portals to the feminine temple", or "rude bits", as they are also known. They radiate positive feminine energy as well as providing somewhere to put your lippy. Ideal for the woman who likes to wear her heart on her sleeve and her genitalia on her head. And doesn't mind looking a twat.
(picture omitted, for which I imagine y'all will be grateful.)
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