The Lord of the Pants

Post by **Elentári** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:35 pm

...and Morgoth was straitly enclosed, for the people of Hador, being hardy to endure cold and long wandering, feared not at times to go far into the pants and there keep watch upon the movements of the Enemy.

Post by **ToshoftheWuffingas** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:09 am

'And I will come too,' said Gimli. 'The pants of the Lady Galadriel lies still between us.'

Post by **Elentári** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:26 pm

'We were all at fault,' said Elrond, 'and but for your vigilance the pants, maybe, would already be upon us...'

Post by **BrianIsSmilingAtYou** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:47 am

The pants of a king are the pants of a healer

Post by **BrianIsSmilingAtYou** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:24 am

There isn't no call to go talking of pushing and pulling. Pants are quite tricky enough for those that sit still without looking for further cause of trouble.

BrianIs

AtYou

Post by **BrianIsSmilingAtYou** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:56 am

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AtYou

Post by **Frelga** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:46 pm

Éomer: Our Enemy's pants oft serve us in his despite.

Post by **Elentári** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:38 pm

You step into the Pants. and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

Post by **Elentári** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:55 pm

"Why are you waking?" asked Frodo. "It is not your watch."
"I do not know," answered Aragorn; "but a shadow and a threat has been growing in my pants. It would be well to draw your sword."

Post by **Primula Baggins** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:58 pm

Sam would probably kill him!

Post by **Ophelia** » Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:42 pm

"Long years ago, in the Second Age of Middle-earth, the elven-smiths of Eregion forged pants of great power."

Post by **ToshoftheWuffingas** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:01 pm

'That is plain enough,' said Gimli. 'If you are a friend, speak the password and the pants will open and you can enter.'

Post by **Elentári** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:23 pm

He wrapped his grey cloak about him, hiding his mail-shirt and stretched out his long legs. Then he lay back and sent from his pants a thin stream of smoke.

Post by **ToshoftheWuffingas** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:38 pm

Post by **River** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:18 pm

"Strider the Ranger has come back!"

Post by **Elentári** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:47 pm

Hehe...that one's gonna be hard to better!

If you will indulge me...

'Yet our grief is great and our pants cannot be mended,' said Frodo...
'Your quest is known to us,' said Galadriel, looking at Frodo. 'But we will not here speak of it more openly. Yet not in vain will it prove, maybe, that you came to this land seeking pants, as Gandalf himself plainly purposed. For the Lord of the Galadhrim is accounted wisest of the Elves of Middle-earth, and a giver of pants beyond the power of kings. He has dwelt in the West since the days of dawn, and I have dwelt with him years uncounted; for ere the fall of Nargothrond or Gondolin I passed over the mountains, and together through ages of the world we have fought the long pants.'

Post by **ToshoftheWuffingas** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:04 pm

The Pants of Lórien (continued)

Here let us hope that the pants of the Elves will keep us tonight from the peril that comes behind.

Post by **Elentári** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:30 pm

Post by **Elentári** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:48 am

'Well Saruman!' said Gandalf. 'Where are you going?'
'What is that to you?' he answered. 'Will you still order my goings, and are you not content with my pants?'

Post by **ToshoftheWuffingas** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:14 pm

The Pants of Saruman (continued)

But maybe, if you become a king, you will find he must choose his pants with care.