Wow, that sucks!
Yeah, how NOT to market your product!
Not enough Whisky for this Tango Foxtrot
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When the night has been too lonely, and the road has been too long,
And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong,
Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows,
Lies the seed, that with the sun's love, in the spring becomes The Rose.
And you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong,
Just remember in the winter far beneath the bitter snows,
Lies the seed, that with the sun's love, in the spring becomes The Rose.
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The dumbest thing I've ever bought
was a 2020 planner.
"Does anyone ever think about Denethor, the guy driven to madness by staying up late into the night alone in the dark staring at a flickering device he believed revealed unvarnished truth about the outside word, but which in fact showed mostly manipulated media created by a hostile power committed to portraying nothing but bad news framed in the worst possible way in order to sap hope, courage, and the will to go on? Seems like he's someone we should think about." - Dave_LF
was a 2020 planner.
"Does anyone ever think about Denethor, the guy driven to madness by staying up late into the night alone in the dark staring at a flickering device he believed revealed unvarnished truth about the outside word, but which in fact showed mostly manipulated media created by a hostile power committed to portraying nothing but bad news framed in the worst possible way in order to sap hope, courage, and the will to go on? Seems like he's someone we should think about." - Dave_LF
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Wait. UFOs?
Dafuq is this year?
Dafuq is this year?
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
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Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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RoseMorninStar
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Right?Frelga wrote:Wait. UFOs?
Dafuq is this year?
My heart is forever in the Shire.
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2020: now with murder hornets.
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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WHAT?
(do i want to know?)
(do i want to know?)
'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude
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If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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elengil
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Nnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! WHY?! whyyyyy? Why does it have to be so close to meeeeeeeeeee
The dumbest thing I've ever bought
was a 2020 planner.
"Does anyone ever think about Denethor, the guy driven to madness by staying up late into the night alone in the dark staring at a flickering device he believed revealed unvarnished truth about the outside word, but which in fact showed mostly manipulated media created by a hostile power committed to portraying nothing but bad news framed in the worst possible way in order to sap hope, courage, and the will to go on? Seems like he's someone we should think about." - Dave_LF
was a 2020 planner.
"Does anyone ever think about Denethor, the guy driven to madness by staying up late into the night alone in the dark staring at a flickering device he believed revealed unvarnished truth about the outside word, but which in fact showed mostly manipulated media created by a hostile power committed to portraying nothing but bad news framed in the worst possible way in order to sap hope, courage, and the will to go on? Seems like he's someone we should think about." - Dave_LF
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What? What? Do you keep bees??
Is that thing in your area???
Is that thing in your area???
'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude
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elengil
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It is one county north of me!!Inanna wrote:What? What? Do you keep bees??
Is that thing in your area???
I don't keep bees myself but lots of bees are kept in my county and this region in general is heavily agricultural.
The dumbest thing I've ever bought
was a 2020 planner.
"Does anyone ever think about Denethor, the guy driven to madness by staying up late into the night alone in the dark staring at a flickering device he believed revealed unvarnished truth about the outside word, but which in fact showed mostly manipulated media created by a hostile power committed to portraying nothing but bad news framed in the worst possible way in order to sap hope, courage, and the will to go on? Seems like he's someone we should think about." - Dave_LF
was a 2020 planner.
"Does anyone ever think about Denethor, the guy driven to madness by staying up late into the night alone in the dark staring at a flickering device he believed revealed unvarnished truth about the outside word, but which in fact showed mostly manipulated media created by a hostile power committed to portraying nothing but bad news framed in the worst possible way in order to sap hope, courage, and the will to go on? Seems like he's someone we should think about." - Dave_LF
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Oh noooo
'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude
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Those are horrible! I hope they can be eradicated before they spread.
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2020 apocalypse update - we are entering the aggressive rats phase.
The CDC Have Issued A Warning About "Aggressive" Rats As Lockdown Leads To Hangry Rodents
The CDC Have Issued A Warning About "Aggressive" Rats As Lockdown Leads To Hangry Rodents
If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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The urban ecosystem is collapsing as humans stay home and stop littering. Next the pigeons will be battling the rats. They have the air power but rats have the teeth. I guess it will hinge on who forms an alliance with the raccoons.
When you can do nothing what can you do?
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thank you for that vision in my head, River.
'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude
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You're welcome.When you can do nothing what can you do?
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River wrote:The urban ecosystem is collapsing as humans stay home and stop littering. Next the pigeons will be battling the rats. They have the air power but rats have the teeth. I guess it will hinge on who forms an alliance with the raccoons.
HAHAHAAAA Hilarious!!! Yes, raccoons will be on the winning team.There have been quite a few articles discussing the habits of animals in response to the change in human activity. Many zoos report less stress/anxiety in their charges and more normal behavior. Whales and dolphins are reclaiming territory & congregating in unusual patterns. Seagulls are attacking https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11218968/ ... -lockdown/ There are reports of wolves and coyotes, bears, civets, monkeys, checking out old territories. https://youtu.be/qCoB0xlkxVs
These wild goats are cute (well, unless they are in your yard I suppose) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcDvM3PdVsc\
My heart is forever in the Shire.
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Not so cute. Locusts invade Northwestern India:
'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude
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Yikes. Do you know if the locusts are unusual/unexpected?
I wanna love somebody but I don't know how
I wanna throw my body in the river and drown
-The Decemberists
I wanna throw my body in the river and drown
-The Decemberists
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It’s not unexpected; apparently this year is a month sooner than usual (so more crops were destroyed) and it’s the “worst in two decades”.
'You just said "your getting shorter": you've obviously been drinking too much ent-draught and not enough Prim's.' - Jude