Critical Reception of The Hobbit: AUJ [Massive SPOILERS!]

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Voronwë the Faithful wrote:Major spoilers in this review in one of American's most revered publications:

'The Hobbit' To Feature 53-Minute-Long Scene Of Bilbo Baggins Trying To Figure Out What To Pack
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DUH! I was scratching my head over the review until I scrolled up to find out just WHICH 'revered publication' it was from! :doh:
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Rot into my toes dot com update: All 65% Top 42% Fan 81%

All and Top continue a leisurely decline while Fan holds fast. Yesterday was the official release in Canada. More and more are having trouble with the HFR 3D, which is a shame if they only intended to see "this thing" once and chose that format.

In other news, I'll be away for a few days so please feel free to add updates as you feel moved to do so, or not.
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SirDennis wrote:Rot into my toes dot com update: All 65% Top 42% Fan 81%

All and Top continue a leisurely decline while Fan holds fast. Yesterday was the official release in Canada. More and more are having trouble with the HFR 3D, which is a shame if they only intended to see "this thing" once and chose that format.

In other news, I'll be away for a few days so please feel free to add updates as you are moved to do so, or not.
I don't think that's behind the bad reviews, SirD. IMO, the film is mediocre-to-really bad, no matter how you see it.
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IMO, the film is mediocre-to-really bad, no matter how you see it.
Manifestly incorrect. I saw it. I disagree. Next topic. 8)
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axordil wrote:
IMO, the film is mediocre-to-really bad, no matter how you see it.
Manifestly incorrect. I saw it. I disagree. Next topic. 8)
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I don't think anyone's posted this review from The Economist yet...
“The Lord of the Rings” trilogy was close to perfect, and it has the Oscars and diehard fans to prove it. In “The Hobbit” Mr Jackson seems to have let his love for the material blind him to the merits of a simpler story. The result is more an instalment of a franchise than a compelling film.
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Shelob'sAppetite wrote:
axordil wrote:
IMO, the film is mediocre-to-really bad, no matter how you see it.
Manifestly incorrect. I saw it. I disagree. Next topic. 8)
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Drout's assessment of the underlying weakness in the script approach is pretty fair and balanced, except I generally attribute the real clunkers to the uncredited "script doctors" rather than Boyens and Jackson, whose issues tend to be more structural, I think. Without seeing the various generations of scripts, the point is somewhat moot.

The general point about trusting visuals is a good one, and these aren't the only films I can think of that would benefit from such. Then again, I know for a sad, personal fact that some people just aren't very good at watching movies, just as some people aren't very good at reading books. If you don't spell things out they miss them, or misconstrue them horribly. Movies (and books) created for general audiences bear that burden, alas.

Then again, Shakespeare had characters repeat things to make sure the audience knew they were important, so it's not a new issue at least.
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...Jackson had the opportunity to make a great film but missed it—in part because of the lowest-common-denominator needs of global Hollywood, but also in part because he and screenwriter Philippa Boyens didn’t entirely understand their material or trust their audience...

...a script with a fair number of false notes, missed opportunities and unnecessary changes.
Word. IMO, of course
Too many times we see something that is visually cool but emotionally empty...
That just about sums it up...
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Voronwë the Faithful wrote:A superb review by Michael Drout:

http://wormtalk.blogspot.se/2012/12/the ... ughts.html
Goodness, I missed that "ruled as if by divine right" line in the prologue...Typical PJ embellishment, I suppose.

I disagree with him on Azog's design, however. I found his look a masterstroke. As I said earlier, he looks like some sort of marble statue of an orc deity come to life.

But, I think the entire Azog plotline was so horrendously executed, that I would rather it have been completely excised.

Also, his point on Jackson's miniaturizing of Middle Earth is spot on. Especially egregious was how Radagast just happened to stumble upon the company! AND he does so immediately after some of the worst forced dialogue in the film, where Gandalf describes the other wizards, specifically singling out Radagast! Has there been, in the past decade, a bit of script-writing this bad? If so, I haven't seen it.
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AND he does so immediately after some of the worst forced dialogue in the film, where Gandalf describes the other wizards, specifically singling out Radagast! Has there been, in the past decade, a bit of script-writing this bad? If so, I haven't seen it.
While the scripts have never been my favorite aspect of the movies, I don't think that's a fair statement.

Gandalf mentioned Radagast before the trolls, which leads into the Rhosgobel sequence--that's a pretty standard transition. The Rhosgobel and Troll sequences separate the reference and Radagast showing up, so it's separated by between twenty and thirty minutes of film. Calling that immediate is a bit of a stretch.

Even in story terms, since there's no clear establishment that Rhosgobel takes place in real time relative to the dwarves approaching the trolls--no "meanwhile in the south of Mirkwood"--one can assume (if one knows the distances and is so inclined) that the Rhosgobel scene took place, say, a couple of weeks before. If one is clueless about the scale, the timing matters less. Either way, it's not an issue.
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AND he does so immediately after some of the worst forced dialogue in the film, where Gandalf describes the other wizards, specifically singling out Radagast! Has there been, in the past decade, a bit of script-writing this bad? If so, I haven't seen it.
While the scripts have never been my favorite aspect of the movies, I don't think that's a fair statement.

Gandalf mentioned Radagast before the trolls, which leads into the Rhosgobel sequence--that's a pretty standard transition. The Rhosgobel and Troll sequences separate the reference and Radagast showing up, so it's separated by between twenty and thirty minutes of film. Calling that immediate is a bit of a stretch.

Even in story terms, since there's no clear establishment that Rhosgobel takes place in real time relative to the dwarves approaching the trolls--no "meanwhile in the south of Mirkwood"--one can assume (if one knows the distances and is so inclined) that the Rhosgobel scene took place, say, a couple of weeks before. If one is clueless about the scale, the timing matters less. Either way, it's not an issue.
Its not so much the timing, as it is the implausibility of Radagast just popping up in the middle of the company. THAT reduces scale big time. Sorry, but it was sloppy and ham-handed. The question leading to Gandalf's answer about the other wizards, which then cuts to Radagast, and then later leads to his arrival by bunny express, is an indication of how horribly forced the Radagast-Dol Guldur-White Council storyline is. It's a tiresome contrivance, and puts Bilbo and Thorin on a back-burner. IMO, it is the worst decision Peter Jackson has made thus far in his half-baked Middle Earth endeavors.
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Shelob'sAppetite wrote:
axordil wrote:
AND he does so immediately after some of the worst forced dialogue in the film, where Gandalf describes the other wizards, specifically singling out Radagast! Has there been, in the past decade, a bit of script-writing this bad? If so, I haven't seen it.
While the scripts have never been my favorite aspect of the movies, I don't think that's a fair statement.

Gandalf mentioned Radagast before the trolls, which leads into the Rhosgobel sequence--that's a pretty standard transition. The Rhosgobel and Troll sequences separate the reference and Radagast showing up, so it's separated by between twenty and thirty minutes of film. Calling that immediate is a bit of a stretch.

Even in story terms, since there's no clear establishment that Rhosgobel takes place in real time relative to the dwarves approaching the trolls--no "meanwhile in the south of Mirkwood"--one can assume (if one knows the distances and is so inclined) that the Rhosgobel scene took place, say, a couple of weeks before. If one is clueless about the scale, the timing matters less. Either way, it's not an issue.
Its not so much the timing, as it is the implausibility of Radagast just popping up in the middle of the company. THAT reduces scale big time. Sorry, but it was sloppy and ham-handed. The question leading to Gandalf's answer about the other wizards, which then cuts to Radagast, and then later leads to his arrival by bunny express, is an indication of how horribly forced the Radagast-Dol Guldur-White Council storyline is. It's a tiresome contrivance, and puts Bilbo and Thorin on a back-burner. IMO, it is the worst decision Peter Jackson has made thus far in his half-baked Middle Earth endeavors.
*shrugs* They're Istari. Radagast was looking for Gandalf. If one really wants to find another one, and the second doesn't mind being found, it's no longer a chance meeting in Middle-earth.

As far as the transition goes, it simply didn't feel forced to me. Pretty standard setup, really. If you're going to bring an as-yet-unintroduced character in for whatever reason, it makes more sense to do it amid some context. Asking a wizard about wizards doesn't strike me as an offensive way to do it. I mean, the pivot went something like this:
(after being asked to do something about the rain)
G: If you want someone to mess with the weather, you need another wizard.

B: So how many wizards are there exactly?
I do not see the problem there. It's not a quantum leap in logic. It allows Gandalf to remind the audience of Saruman, to make an in-joke about not having rights to Unfinished Tales ("I've forgotten their names"), and sets up Bilbo's crack at Gandalf's expense...and slides into Rhosgobel.

There's clunky writing in the flim to be sure, but that transition isn't it.
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IAWA on this point. It was a natural and smooth setup. And that Radagast goes looking for Gandalf and, you know, finds him, doesn't strike me as odd.

A far more awkward contrivance, IMO, was a the stupid giant mountain canyon just underneath this rock in an open field. "Oh, sorry Thorin, I thought you realized we were a few yards away from the huge landmark you said you didn't want to go to. My bad!"
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ax,
Pretty standard setup, really.
That's part of what is so disappointing about this film. It has "standard" and "mediocrity" written all over it. Apart from the flashbacks, and Bag End, there is little imaginative flair about it.
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Standard and mediocre are far cries from "worst script writing of the past decade"! :P
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Transitions are like connective tissue: noticing them is often not a good thing. I prefer my flair applied where flair belongs--in the case of a movie that has to balance spectacle with character, that would be things like the visuals, the performances, the production values.

Not coincidentally, that's where generally I think the movie succeeds most. Tightness of script and story logic, not so much.

I think the greatest flaws in the dialog take place at the level of word choice, for what it's worth...but if I let little things like words bother me I'd never see a movie not by the Coens again. :D
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yovargas wrote:IAWA on this point. It was a natural and smooth setup. And that Radagast goes looking for Gandalf and, you know, finds him, doesn't strike me as odd.

A far more awkward contrivance, IMO, was a the stupid giant mountain canyon just underneath this rock in an open field. "Oh, sorry Thorin, I thought you realized we were a few yards away from the huge landmark you said you didn't want to go to. My bad!"
That bit was so stupid, it nearly destroyed my mind.
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