How will PJ adapt the Hobbit?

Post by **Primula Baggins** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:37 am

That's one thing I have to say I dread: a Legolas cameo. Sooooo pandery, since he has nothing to do with the story (or even in the "bridge" period the second movie is supposed to cover—unless that's when he discovers how to put blond highlights in blond hair).

Post by **Holbytla** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:06 am

Well having him as the drunken guard would make a perfect connection to the drinking game. Oh wait.

Post by **BrianIsSmilingAtYou** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:11 am

Teremia wrote: (A Delve of Dwarves?)

A Delf of Dwarrows

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Darned Elf

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Post by **Frelga** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:20 am

Primula Baggins wrote:That's one thing I have to say I dread: a Legolas cameo. Sooooo pandery, since he has nothing to do with the story (or even in the "bridge" period the second movie is supposed to cover—unless that's when he discovers how to put blond highlights in blond hair).

I've always thought they might give him Bard's part and have him kill the dragon. We know Thranduil sent some Elves to Laketown when Bilbo got there, so it's not THAT much of the stretch, and of course Dale doesn't have anything to do with LOTR movie.

Post by **Alatar** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:28 am

Holbytla wrote:Well having him as the drunken guard would make a perfect connection to the drinking game. Oh wait.

Yeah, he could get drunk, then as the dwarves disappear down the trapdoor, he could say "Man I really need to learn to handle my drink" and then wink right at the camera.

Actually, I've said it before, "The Hobbit" exactly as written would make a fab Pantomime.

Post by **axordil** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:35 pm

Unless PJ introduces Elrond's Elf-trash cousins, the ones he never talks about and gets all stuffy when they're mentioned.

The ones that have carriages up on blocks below their flets?

Post by **ToshoftheWuffingas** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:20 pm

Actually, I've said it before, "The Hobbit" exactly as written would make a fab Pantomime.

Gandalf as the dame?

Which character would we have for principal boy? She has to have good legs, mind.

Post by **Aravar** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:45 am

Alatar wrote:[Actually, I've said it before, "The Hobbit" exactly as written would make a fab Pantomime.

Oh no it wouldn't

Post by **Crucifer** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:39 pm

Oh yes it would...

Post by **Aravar** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:09 pm

Oh no it wouldn't

Post by **Alatar** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:11 pm

Oh yes it would so shut up yerself. Yer a booby!

Post by **Alys** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:00 pm

Oh no it wouldn't!

And he's behind you!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist...

Post by **Trazúviel** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:44 am

axordil wrote:
Unless PJ introduces Elrond's Elf-trash cousins, the ones he never talks about and gets all stuffy when they're mentioned.
The ones that have carriages up on blocks below their flets?

Didja know:
If your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying eagles, you might be a redneck elf;
If you have a painting of Taur-nu-Fuin on black velvet, you might be a redneck elf;
If you can't take a bubblebath because beer is iced down in your tub, you might be a redneck elf...

Post by **Frelga** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:56 am

Post by **Andreth** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:07 am

My mom calls Legolas a "trailer park" elf.

Post by **Maria** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:17 pm

yovargas wrote:
Lalaith wrote:
Sassafras wrote: The Dead swarming over Pelannor and into Minis Tirith looked a lot like a TV commercial for the toilet cleaner .... 'scrubbing bubbles'.

Well, that's all I'll be thinking from now on!

Lali
You seriously hadn't heard that one before!? That one's been around for ages!

I hadn't heard it either!