John Carter (2012)

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Per boxofficemojo, the movie had a massive budget of $250 million but opened to an extremely anemic $30 weekend (domestic). And with Hunger Games coming this week, it'll vanish from the radar very quickly. Definitely a huge flop.
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Going to see it this Tuesday nonetheless.
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The article I refered to was not a review, but a business column.

The reviews aren't that great, either.
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The problem was the Disney marketing. They changed the name at the end of last year because they were afraid people would see "of Mars" and remember "Mars Needs Moms," their flop from the previous year, or that women would see "of Mars" and decide they didn't want to see it. Then they put out subpar trailers that focused on SFX and the Western intro in alternation, making it look like Cowboys vs. Aliens, another flop.

Here's an indication of how bad Disney failed: they didn't bother making sure a publisher had a media tie in print run of the books out. There isn't one. I checked yesterday.

And this is allegedly the greatest media marketing company on the planet. You can't make this stuff up.

It almost makes me think there's an anti-Pixar faction at Disney that wanted the movie to fail.

ETA: Projections are it's doing well enough internationally to break even, but that embarrassment will ensure no sequel is made. Of course, that didn't stop people from making another Ghost Rider movie.
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For the record, Cowboys and Aliens was the most fun I had at the movies since Serenity. Silly, but thoroughly enjoyable.
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I've never even heard of Cowboys and Aliens. :scratch:

As for John Carter...I don't care what y'all say, ahmna seeyit. Tuesday. By myself. During my lunch hour :D

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I wish I had lunch as long as that. Heck I would watch Jersey Shore if I had extended lunch.
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Holbytla wrote:I wish I had lunch as long as that. Heck I would watch Jersey Shore if I had extended lunch.
Oh, no!

Say it ain't so! :(
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Okay I would at least pretend to watch, but I damn sure would stay out of the cold even if it were Jerry Springer.
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Take a nap.

That's what grandpas do at lunch time. :D
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My daughter loved it.... but I'll wait for the DVD.
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My friend Christine liked it. She had no knowledge of the books.
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I'll probably go see it next weekend, since Beth is out of town (she would have little interest in this).
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Post your review. I trust you.

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I hope to see it before it closes also. However, I seem to have a high tolerance level for movies like this. I even enjoyed Prince of Persia! ;)
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I still want to see it, but it will probably be on Netflix. And I have Cowboys vs. Aliens in my queue. :D (I also like this kind of movie.)

I'm even considering putting the new Titans movie (Wrath of the Titans?) in my queue when I can.
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Post by Voronwë the Faithful »

Here's my review (spoiler protected, of course):
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Stupid, idiotic waste of time
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De gustibus...
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I'm fairly sure that even if this movie didn't complete mangle beyond all hope of recognition perhaps the first book that I ever loved, that I still would have hated it. Nonsensical plot, visually unappealling, ridiculous dialogue, and ever worse acting by the main characters. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

But I did find Woola somewhat amusing.

Edit to add: As an adaptation, it made Jackson's LOTR seem like a paragon of faithfulness. Worse, the dialogue and acting made the Star Wars prequels look good by comparison.
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*considers*

Nah, I still think it was all right. :P

My son, on the other hand, loved it. :D
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