Wow. You geeky types sure know everything!
It is the most peculiar picture. Is it REALLY meant to be an LOTR picture? Like, REALLY?
I don't remember JRRT writing one single word about perky breasts, but hey, maybe I missed that part............
Oh, this is stirring me up! One friend of mine has named her muse Brunhilde, which is entirely fitting as my friend writes great, sweeping sagas.
My muse is named Lavendar Miriam van Swellegance, and she prods me to write quite unsweeping sagas..........
Lavendar is, at present, reclining on a
chaise longue, sipping on tea that her henchwoman served her in a delicate Sevres cup. She is wearing a mauve negligee, fetchingly left open to reveal much of her perky breasts and the enticing shadow between. Her slim, pale legs are langourously stretched along the chaise. Her cloud of sable hair is caught in a loose knot at the base of her swan-like neck, and perched upon her charmingly retrousse nose is a pair of gilt reading glasses. They are for show only. Her great dark-lashed green eyes see perfectly well, but Lavendar has noticed that gentlemen will be more.....uh......restrained when in the presence of a woman wearing glasses.
Just at this moment she is reading the first draft of the latest romance to fall from one of "her" author's pens. She frowns, but the frown cannot mar her loveliness. She turns the pages with a delicate finger lightly dampened by having been inserted between those full, kissable lips...........
It is best, perhaps, to draw the veil of discretion over this scene. Suffice it to say that Lavendar is not
quite in raptures just yet. There is some tweaking needed, some editing. The addition of yet twenty more cliches.....etc.
Dig deeper.
to sable muses.
